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dallas, texas morning
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bloody mary at ten
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on a special day like this
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they should have kept the kids in

     A                        D
it's saturday morning and the cars back up
       A                           D
as i'm standing in the yard with a ladle and a cup
     A                              D
it's little mary's birthday with an end so abrupt
        A                          
they'll have to clean it up with a bucket and a mop

E
mrs. hansen had the girls 
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at her house for breakfast to-day
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slumber party p.j.'s
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eleven candles on the cake - hooray

     A                        D
it's saturday morning and the cars back up
       A                           D
as i'm standing in the yard with a ladle and a cup
     A                              D
it's little mary's birthday with an end so abrupt
        A                          
they'll have to clean it up with a bucket and a mop

E
coca cola and cupcakes
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turn on the faucet for noise
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i guess her friends will have to enjoy
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all her brand new toys

     A                        D
it's saturday morning and the cars back up
       A                           D
as i'm standing in the yard with a ladle and a cup
     A                              D
it's little mary's birthday with an end so abrupt
        A                          
they'll have to clean it up with a bucket and a mop

E
elementary school used to leave me cold
it's so hard to get a fix when you're eight years old